How to Avoid Being a Victim

Steps

1. Do not try to fight back! You are just becoming the person you are trying to avoid! Plus, if s/he's victimizing you, s/he is probably bigger then you anyway.
   
   
2. Talk. Maybe it's nonsense, but it's lengthening the time from when s/he does the wind-up and the time your ass gets kicked.
   • When you talk, try to add as much humor as possible. For example: "Gimme your money, punk!" , "Well, I could give you my spare change now and you can get a candy bar, but I think you'd much rather have more than that. I can buy you one of those infomercials where a Chinese guy tells you about a turn-key operation. It's more money in your pocket, less red on my butt, and I'll hire some immigrant slaves to help you with it. No work for you."
3. Remember, talk a mile a minute.
4. You can also try to suck up to them by complimenting their new nose-ring. They are only bullies or thieves because something was missing in their life. Attention, more money, whatever the case may be, its still distracting.
5. If that doesn't work, flee.

Warnings

• Keep your distance when talking. You never know when they might get bored or angry and assault you.